August 2011
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My conversation with an 8-year-old
Douggie: Sean, what's the score of the Giants game?
Sean: I'm not sure, Douggie. It was 2-1 when we left.
Douggie: Oh. Do you think the Giants won?
Sean: I'm pretty sure they did.
Douggie: OK. I'm going to check my dad's blackberry when I get home just to make sure.
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Awkward Conversation in a Bar
Dropbox Dude: [walks into a crowded Silicon Valley Bar with his company T-Shirt]
Me: DUDE, I FRIGGIN LOVE DROPBOX!! [strange glances from bar-goers]
DropBox Dude: Hellz Yeah! [high five]
Me: Where can I get a shirt like that?
DropBox Dude: You have to work there.
Me: Oh. Can I buy your shirt? [more strange glances from bar-goers]
DropBox Dude: Um, no. [awkward silence]
The Word of Notch: Hey, Bethesda! Let's settle... →
notch:
I am back, and I am excited.
Marriage has been wonderful so far, and nobody sabotaged my computer while I was gone.
The only negative thing going on at this moment is the Scrolls trademark lawsuit nonsense, and I think I came up with the perfect solution:
Remember that scene in Game of Thrones…
Dear @Delta
So I don’t really get it. I have a connecting flight coming from LIH to LAX to SFO. Basically, I just want LAX to be my final destination and get a refund for the last leg to SFO.
To my surprise, I found out that I’m not going to get a refund. In fact, it will cost me MORE than my original roundtrip ticket to cancel that last leg of the flight. Where is the logic in this? Am I...
